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i knew i wasn’t going insane omfg https://x.com/theedahhling/status/1865350224757035500/photo/1 https://twitter.com/theedahhling/status/1828130861042278881

The draft you finally send to your editor https://twitter.com/MikalebRoehrig/status/974436532328321026/photo/1

what is everyone's deal with no knead recipes. you too busy to knead lol

So, I haave had the umpteenth experience of having someone explain to me what Godwin's Law means and how it is applied.

"Things that are still on your computer are approximately useless." -@drob #eUSR #eUSR2017 https://twitter.com/AmeliaMN/status/926509282874585089/photo/1

BOSS: you're an hour late

GUY WHO'S ABOUT TO INVENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME: oh you haven't heard?

"Nice library. Is one of these a trick book?"

"How so?

"Like you pull it off the shelf and a hidden door opens."

"Oh. Yeah, all of them."

Is this a mistake? https://twitter.com/haddiebird/status/335100725686308865/photo/1

The Cathedral of Learning is visible out of all windows and looms closer each time you look out #ominousevents

national puppy day https://twitter.com/napgenius/status/844966716916416512/photo/1

hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.

NYC UNDERGROUND VALENTINES TIP: STAND ON THE B/D SUBWAY PLATFORM SO U CAN DISAPPOINTEDLY SHAKE YR HEAD AT THE B TRAIN AND SAY "I WANT THE D"

“I found a bug in your rendering code” yes sorry I was not completely successful at explaining colors to sand

this is my favorite kind of retro computing bullshit
hypertalk has a built in "dial" command, but it just makes beeps.
But it makes the right beeps to make your phone dial that number https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1496023051972059145/photo/1

Philly protest https://twitter.com/rtraister/status/827971171949887488/photo/1

Your team is an immutable data structure. Every time you modify it, you're actually making a whole new one.

which package manager do I use, well a damn utility knife usually! c'mon!!

There's a software analogy in here somewhere: http://i.imgur.com/9QaQjD2.gif

One thing I’ve noticed about living in Ontario instead of BC is the difference in regional news stories. In BC, it was like “Port Coquitlam Mother Sounds Alarm Over Neighbour’s Unregulated Compost Bin” but here it’s like “This London Student Found a Book on the Bus!”

shit I hope this email finds me well too 😩